INVESTOR PITCH DECK 

A VISIONARY SPIRITUAL ART FILM 

FILM OVERVIEW 

Title: REPORT! 

Genre: Surreal Spiritual Drama / Experimental Art Film 

Runtime: Approx. 80 minutes 

Written & Directed by Adam Stielstra 

copyright 2025 

Logline: 

Tim Tutt is trapped in the womb of Jesus. There is no exit. Not until he fully surrenders to God. As a divine worker named Deep Smurph antagonizes and observes him, Tim flails through despair, confusion, absurdity, ego death, and unexpected moments of humor — all while desperately trying to understand how to get out. A spiritual, symbolic, and emotional unraveling begins. REPORT! is a visual exploration of what it means to be human, to let go, and to awaken. 

Tone & Style: 

Visually minimalist and philosophically rich. Shot entirely on a white soundstage using symbolic props and movement. The film is layered with hilarious moments, deeply convicting scenes, surreal exchanges, and poetic imagery. Think visual koan meets absurdist theater. Each scene peels back another layer of meaning. 

Key Themes: 

• Spiritual surrender 

• Ego death & awakening 

• Free will vs divine orchestration 

• The illusion of control 

• Psychedelic consciousness 

• Existential comedy 

Visual Hook: 

Tim is a normal, middle-aged, relatable man who’s found himself trapped in the womb of Jesus through a psychedelic experience.Deep Smurph is an entirely blue being who wears a Carhartt work jumpsuit and wields a clipboard, writing reports on Tim's progress while frustrating him with stoicism and vague protocols. 

CREATIVE TEAM 

Adam Stielstra – Writer / Director / Co-Producer 

Adam Stielstra tells artistic, passionate stories for important causes. He uses his artistic storytelling abilities to shed light on essential issues and make a positive impact in the world. Through his work, he strives to create engaging and thoughtful messages that resonate with audiences and drive meaningful change. Adam's extensive experience in the art and media industry has given him a deep understanding of storytelling techniques and strategy. He works closely with clients and partners to craft narratives that effectively communicate their messages and connect with their target audiences. His work has earned two Emmy nominations and several prestigious awards, including the PlatinumTelly, Platinum MarCom, and Gold Communicator awards—testaments to his commitment to excellence and ability to deliver impactful storytelling. Adam has collaborated with a wide range of partners, including PBS, the NBA, Harper Collins, Clif Bar, Patagonia, UNESCO, the U.S. National Parks, and the San Antonio Spurs. His work has tackled topics from environmental conservation to social justice, faith and healing, and human rights. A notable achievement in his career includes co-creating the highly acclaimed Nooma film series featuring Rob Bell, and co-writing and directing the first film in the series, which went on to sell over 20 

million copies worldwide. This groundbreaking project explored the intersection of faith, spirituality, and personal growth, reaching a global audience and sparking meaningful conversation. 

Learn more about Adam: 

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/stories-sustain-us/id1751845506?i=1000658852619 

https://youtu.be/eQ5BcH-pJe0?si=mW2ibu0RLZ4T0hsh 

Jesse Hassler – Producer 

Jesse Hassler is an award-winning filmmaker and entrepreneur with over 15 years of experience in commercial, film, and content production. He has produced a wide range of work, from commercials and corporate content to documentary and narrative pieces. 

Jesse is known for his role as Producer on Right Here, Right Now, where he contributes not only as a creative mentor but also as a key figure in strategy and production execution. He is praised by his peers for strong leadership, clear vision, and a collaborative spirit, often guiding teams to deliver content that connects emotionally and resonates with real audiences. 

His filmography includes projects like Body Cam (2018), The Inselberg Effect (2016), and See No Evil (2014). 

Jake Belvin – Director of Photography 

Jake Belvin is a storyteller, photographer, and Director of Photography based in Colorado. He works with GLP Films and has extensive experience in visual storytelling through film, video, and photography. Belvin studied media arts and visual communications at the Art Institute of Colorado. He has worked on a variety of projects, from documentary-style content to narrative and music video work. His portfolio includes travel films, socially conscious stories, and aesthetic video essays. Known for a rich visual style and ability to capture both mood and meaning, Jake emphasizes image, light, and emotional truth in his work. He’s been praised for creative adaptability and for bringing strong visual voice to small crew productions. 

PRODUCTION PLAN 

• Filming Days: 12 

• Location: Single white-walled soundstage 

• Cast: 2 lead actors + 1 supporting 

• Crew: Minimal: DP, 2nd Camera, Sound, Makeup, AD, Producer, PA 

• Gear: Most camera gear donated; minimal lighting and dolly rental needed 

• Post-Production: Handled in-house by Adam and Jesse 

• Music: Two songs will be licensed from outside artists 

BUDGET OVERVIEW 

Total Production Budget: $150,000 Including: 

● pre-marketing & hype building 

● festival entry fees 

● Song licensing, gear rental, food, crew, post, legal, and merchandise included 

Funding Plan: Writer/Director Adam Stielstra is personally investing $25,000 of his own funds into the project, taking the same faithful risk he is asking of others. We are seeking to raise the remaining $125,000 through private investment. This structure ensures that the filmmaker has significant personal stake and commitment in the success of the film. 

STRATEGY FOR BUZZ + REACH 

Pre-Release Hype 

• Denver/Boulder guerilla posters, stencils, and chalk 

• QR codes leading to mysterious online experiences 

• Strange flyers, art drops, and prop appearances 

Events & Press 

• Invite-only screening parties and curated philosophy salons 

• Appearances in local press: Westword, 303, KGNU, Boulder Weekly 

Social Teasers 

• Surreal screenshots, lines of dialogue, and “leaked” report forms 

DISTRIBUTION PATH 

1. Festivals: Sundance, SXSW, Fantastic Fest, Denver Film, True/False 

2. Art House Tour: 10–15 city screening/Q&A; experience 

3. Streaming Sale: Indie platforms like MUBI, Criterion, IndieFlix 

4. Merchandise & Engagement: General merchandise (shirts, posters, themed items), philosophy nights, and engagement events 

WHAT INVESTORS RECEIVE / FINANCIAL STRUCTURE 

• 100% of your investment recouped from first revenue (before anyone receives profits) 

• Then, 10% of all net profits after expenses and recoupment 

• Profit participation locked in contractually 

• Revenue reporting biannually 

CREDIT 

• Executive Producer credit on film and IMDb 

• Option to appear in marketing or press (if desired) 

• Invite to all screenings, premieres, and events 

WHY THIS IS A SMART INVESTMENT 

• Ultra-low budget = low barrier to profitability 

• Thematic originality + stylistic minimalism = high critical appeal 

• Pre-release strategy already in motion with regional excitement building 

• Proven team with Emmy nominations and major brand experience 

• Positioned for cult longevity, niche platform licensing, and artistic impact 

Contact: Adam Stielstra 

303.250.9540 

adamstielstra@gmail.com